Those Fuc*ing Germans

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy. He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.  (The modern day OJ Simpson)

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

I am going to major in Communications

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch and other worthless stuff.

We were sitting in Ginos watching the World Cup in Sellwood and my wife says to me That looks like Erin's brother.
(Note Erin F. is a long time friend of my wife whom I also now know)
So the Richard Cranium that I can sometimes be, I just turned and said "Are you Erins Brother?)
He just looked at me and his reply was.

No

Seconds later he turns to me (he must have finally processed my question) and says Yes I am Erin's brother.

We had a nice long conversation about her sisters trip to Ecuador and various world cup stuff.

So on the way to the car I asked my wife to call Erin F*** and I thought I would just pretend to be her brother saying that I ran into Jen and Mark.

I ended up leaving a message on Erins phone attempting to be Erins brother.

But later I found out I left the message on Erin B**** phone instead of Erin F*******..

Wonder what that sounded like.